Totally Dehydro

If you look at a piste map here you’ll see I tiny drawing of an igloo. You’d think it was going to be just big enough to get inside, WRONG. You go underground into a massive ice cavern. Inside there are life sized ice carvings of a mammoth, a gorilla and some kind of gigantic dinosaur. The keeper of these spectacular carvings is a poor wee Chinese lady who has to sit there all day, everyday with a thousand layers of bear skin on.